Pending Bedlam
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Hey, look at these. Punk.
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If you only knew...

I haven't been able to update my sight in a while. I 've been busy with other things. I am actively pursuing my love--clay form role play. I haven't left my basement apartment in months. I've been living off of potted meat and uncooked spaghetti. All of this effort has not been in vain. I have aquired over 1 million bonus points. Bathing just isn't important when you are riding the point wave.



Remember, I like you and only want to help. Biotch.

These are just a few of the sentences on our refridgerator at the moment:

May I beat your green cake hole

Learn to put your moist bone in my but

Make me prisoner of his hard on

Come like a blind cat

Slowly explore hot throbs like poetry

Pierce me with his stiff delicious stream

Give a woman more hand pie

Go down on men's marble melon

Man, this site is gay.



4-14-03: If it weren't for bacon, I would be dead or in jail right now. -Jules Verne

My Refridgerator
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You too can come up with awesome and nonsensical phrases with word magnets!

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